Hindi movies have their own language and way of telling a story and there are some necessary elements of every movie - like the - I just realized I was in love fantasy dance sequence. Here is a list of my favorite moments so far.
I also really love Bodyguard's title dance sequence. It's just Salman Khan pec pumping to the beat. And yes, it is supposed to be funny - this movie is a romantic comedy.
- Best product placement: You may be wondering why this is first. Well, all these movies have paid product placement. Some of it is really over the top and I've come to love the over the top obviousness and silliness of the placements. These must be done intentionally to lighten the mood, so, here are two movies that do it particularly well.
- Chennai Express: where an expensive Nokia Lumina phone is actively and openly discussed as part of the dialogue so that we are given the price, where you can buy it and what sorts of features it has. It is also thrown from a moving train where it lands face up so you can see - it's still working and not broken! And yeah - that's actually a plot point. Torwards the end, during the get your ass kicked for love final battle (and yes, that's a thing), Shahrukh is bloodied and thrown to the ground and his undershirt is completely covered in blood except for one spot near the neck which for some reason has the label of a really expensive shirt maker. This is made all the funnier when he says - don't underestimate the power of the common man. As if a common man could afford that undershirt.
- Aap Mujhe Achche Lagne Lage - this ass kicking for love is brought to you by Coca Cola.
- Best title dance sequence: Dhoom 2 with Hrithik Roshan
- Best – I just fell in love fantasy dance sequence. Perhaps one of the most confusing aspects of bollywood movies is the I just fell in love fantasy dance sequence. Westerners don't always understand why suddenly we are in Kashmir or Paris dancing. It's a fantasy. The character has just realized they are in love and then they have a fantasy of them and their beloved. What they fantasize tells you quite a bit about their character - so it's actually important to character development. To understand what's happening, you have to have some understanding of the movie that the character is imaginging themselves to be the hero or heroine of. One of the best plays on this is Darr De Disco from Om Shanti Om - where the character is a shallow actor who insist his character (who is deaf, mute and without arms and legs) should have a fantasy dance that is a disco number - the pain of disco - it's hysterical). Anyway - I have 3 fantasy dance sequences I love!
- 3 idiots - Kareena Kapoor starts seeing Aamir everywhere and has fantasies of being in a Yash Chopra wedding and of being the heroine in Sawaariya. Which basically means - she's a romantic looking for a love marriage. The song is called Zoobi Doobi
- Rowdy Rathore - Akshay Kumar - a) he's a beautiful dancer. But he's also playing a petty thief. His, I just realized I'm in love fantasy is that he is Amitabh Bachchan in any of his classic movies. So - he imagines himself to be a hero in a romance. When he hits the Amitabh dance move - he totally nails it. This is funny, provides great character development and is a wonderful homage to Amitabh all at the same time.
- Yeh Dillagi again, with Akshay - this is a remake of Sabrina - and the sequence where he realizes he's in love is wonderful - the dancing is great too. Remember, he's fantasizing all of this standing outside her house. It's a great homage to Dancing in the rain as well.
- Best dance in the rain – While we are in the rain - let's look at Sridevi from Mr. India. This pretty much sets the standard for the dancing in a wet sari dance sequences
- Best Song – Saawariya
- Best use of song for exposition? – Om Shanti Om - basically - they are using the music launch for a movie to expose a crime committed - so you get the entire recap of the movie so far in this sequence. It's pretty cool and a great song as well.
- Best choreography with children? – Aamir Dhoom 3 - can't find a clip - but trust me - Aamir is great when he dances with kids.
- Best cameo(s) – Om Shanti Om - pretty much everyone famous in Bollywood at the time is in this - it's supposed to be an after party for an awards night. Plus - my son loves this song.
- Best end credits – Makkhi - which is about a man who reincarnates as a fly seeking revenge. The best part of this is that the flies do lots of famous dance numbers and moves.
- Best – I can totally kick your ass sequence Rajnikanth in Chandramurkhi. It's what he's good at.
- Best ass kicking for love: Hrithik Roshan in Aap Mujhe Achche Lagne Lage - I don't know if it's the angles he is filmed falling with blood flying in slow motion or what - but I thought this was really funny.
- Best car crash - Dhoom 3 - it really was a thing of beauty - though the choreographed junkyard cars in Ra-One was good - but it's the only part of Ra-One worth seeing.
